WSOP Etiquette Tips: How to Conduct Yourself on Your Way to the Final Table

Don't be a douchebag.
WSOP 2006 - Dmitri Nobles and George Danzer



Here's the perfect Goofus and Gallant WSOP moment. Nobles is loud, obnoxious, and manifestly doomed once his luck runs dry. Danzer is cool under fire and confident enough to not fall to pieces, go on tilt, or whine about getting beat. Be like Gallant, not Goofus.

One of these things is not like the other.
Allen Cunningham and Jamie Gold: WSOP 2006 Main Event Final Table



Why is Allen a world class player, and Jamie a slab of babbling meat? Observe.

Bad Beats: Go tell your mommy. Even she doesn't care.



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